Prime Best Flatbed Training.....NOT!

If ya gotta ask what the fee to upgrade from a standard Ho to a Heave model is, ya can't afford it!

 

the standard ho isnt interactive, no moving parts. 5.99

the heave ho, is interactive , moves like the dry heaves , sort of a gagging reflex. 20.99

the heidy heidy ho, comes dressed in a low cut german type october fest outfit, drinks beer and dances to the polka, 49.99

the ho ho ho(available only between thangiving and christmas) has a red outfit with white fur trim, can talk and says things like oh, baby oh baby, and oh god, oh god , oooohhhh myyyyy gaawwdddd, and the famous " i aint got no panties on". she is available only at flying j and pilot. 199.99 plus take 24 d size batteries not included, athe j and pilot the batteries alone wil cost 475.00. they sell an adapter kit to plug her in a cigarette lighter for 49.99 with 400 dollar mail -in rebate.

then ya have the

crazy butt dang ho- who after getting married to you, ceases all sexual functions, start having an affair with the cable tv guy, divorces you, get the house , car, kids , all the furniture, riding mower, and pool table, in addition to 999.00 a month child support, health insurance. priceless

you only realize later, that was the best screwing you ever got in your life.


and you wish a thousand times over that you would have settled for the 2 basic ho's you were born with,

at the end of your arms. 10/4


a disclaimer, this was a joke post intended as humor only, please dont give me a heaving ho

 

Thanx for posting the disclaimer. Until I read that I was studying as I have never studied before.

 

A good Heave Ho should know a good Sea Shanty!

 

Lmfao.....post of the year.

 

Dam skateboardman, I think Mercer needs to give you a pee test. Lol

 

hey i was sitting at the philly airport from 7 am til 130 for the wankers to unload me, i got a little loopy from the jet exhaust

 

Philly will do that to ya.

 

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