Big Rig Bounty Hunters

Cleavage sells commercials. The sweater cows on honey boo boo's momma could feed a grammar school lunch for two weeks. Honey boo boo needs to look no further than than the home front to see what she'll look like in 30 years

 

An acre of cleavage?

Dog's old lady, Hulk Hogans ex-wife, MamaBooBoo, and that repo show where they take cars. Whats next...The Blonde Buffarillas of Beverly Hills? Beastiality on TV.

 

I forgot about Dog's old lady. I think she actually had an operation to make them smaller. If I was Dog, I'd ask for a refund.

 

I'd think you'd be hard pressed to find an uglier woman on TV than Dog's old lady. She was so ugly that when she smiled, her face hurt.

 

In other words the Jersey guys drive like....a Jersey truck driver!

 

The POS show is a joke

 

She did indeed fall out of the ugly tree. But if I was a chick, some 60 year old,chain smoking, ex pot head with a blond mullet wouldn't be much of a prize either. You hate to say it, but its true when they say ugly parents make ugly children. For instance, she's cute now, but go see honey boo boo in 20 years when she looks like her momma.

 

Turn signals give away your strategy to the enemy. In Jersey, turning on your left turn signal means pass me on the left now to four wheelers.

 

Cute? She looks like she has some sort of chromosome problem.

 

That's a given when you look at both her momma AND her daddy. He looks like a mug shot for meth manufacturing just waiting to happen