Urine-filled 'trucker bombs' costly to state taxpayers

oh nuts, and then there are the dirty diapers.

 

Hey... that gives me an idea! Gift the pee to the Communist Republic of California/Ohio/Virginia. Here's my plan:

Install a small urinal and storage tank onboard--say 40 gallons. When you happen upon one of those places that have enacted anti-idling laws, you flip a switch which pumps the fermented pee into the exhaust system, just behind the turbocharger. Fire up the engine for your allotted 5 minutes of idling, revvin' 'er up to get the turbo spinning real good.

Viola! Yellow pee smoke for all those legislators to breathe while they make their laws.

 

U know Tip,
I feel a song comon on!

 

U done Good!

 

I feeeel a pee a comin.
Its filling up my ears.
I ain't seen a latrine for 20 odd some years,
well I've got my porta bottle and its smilin at me.
Now if I could just aim it once and not peeeee all over me.

Well the traffic's backed up big time,
and I am settin on a bridge
I could hang it out and over,
but then id feel like a fridge,
well I've got my porta bottle and its smilin at me.
Now if I could aim it once and not peeeee all over me.

I'm rolling down the road,feelin myyyyy load
I've got that funny feelin
I"d better get a holdddddddd,
a whole new porta bottle
just waiting here for me
so I'll dump my full one at the next Toiletryyy!

 

pretty funny song. but it is a problem. i don't care if a trucker uses a bottle, but he can at least put it in a dumpster, and not throw it on the road side.

 

No doubt. lol. Squirt the dirt and be on your way....

 

He or She can be more aware of their porta bottle.

Personally the Trucks should be equipped w/ facilities , and a shower.

It could be done.

That is a sign of laziness and lack of consideration for the employee.

 

If you run solo, you could just rip out the passenger seat and replace it with an air-ride toilet. Plumb it into the exhaust--POOF--crispy poo poo.

LMAO... I realize my posts in this thread have been a little silly, but they do have some basis in fact:

When I was a truck mechanic, one of the things I had to work on was a gargantuan Blue-Bird motorhome, owned by a guy with too much money. ALL waste water, including the toilet in this thing, was plumbed into the exhaust system and supposedly "burned into nothing". It even stated this in the manual! I guess if you had to take a crap, you have to fire it up for a while.

Mind you, this motorhome was still pretty state-of-the-art even in the late 80's... and I believe it was a 1960's model. It even had central vacumning.