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LOL, this is a classic!

Discussion in 'Canadian Truckers Forum' started by Prairie Boy, Apr 17, 2013.

  1. Apr 17, 2013 #1
    Prairie Boy

    Prairie Boy Road Train Member

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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
    (he is 66).

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.


    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
    Orange and blue.

    My dad kept staring at her.

    The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
    When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
    "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
    Choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

    "Got stoned and had sex with a parrot once. I was just wondering if
    You might be my kid."
     
    Prairie Boy, Apr 17, 2013
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  3. Apr 17, 2013 #2
    JayTee

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    I could see my Dad doing that exact thing! :D
     
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  4. Apr 17, 2013 #3
    Bulldog power

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    Ur dad is my hero... I'd buy him lunch any day!!!
     
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  5. Apr 18, 2013 #4
    R660

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    I admire people who can come up with thesekind of answers in a blink of an eye. That is a gift. Buy him a can of beer from me.
     
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  7. Apr 18, 2013 #5
    B77

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    classic joke, good one tho
     
    B77, Apr 18, 2013
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  8. Apr 18, 2013 #6
    FLATBED

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    That jokes been around for years , use to be that the older guy looking at a Hippie and instead of a parrot it was he had sex with a Buffalo
     
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  9. May 3, 2013 #7
    Crazy_horse

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    Lol good one
     
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  10. May 4, 2013 #8
    bigcountrytex

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    LOL need more of that. Too many snobby punks these days and growing.
     
    bigcountrytex, May 4, 2013
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