Breaking Wind Banned By MIddle School

I don't know about farting, but it's interesting how it's ingrained in our society that using the bathroom for children is a "priviledge". Childadvocate.org considers forced retention of urine to be another form of child abuse, and medical experts agree on the risks associated with requiring a child to "hold it". Not to mention the psychological aspects of a child humiliated by losing the battle with the bladder.

So what happens when you fart on accident? The laws of physics states that the build up of pressure will eventually cause a failure point.

 

My husband is at his proudest when he can make my eyes water... and claims that farting in my presence is a sign of affection. (sigh)

In fact, he and his coworkers (in a maintenance department) have elevated farting to an art form. When someone lets one rip in the shop, the guys all have to "rate" it -- points are given for volume (loudness), length of release, pungency/intensity, rate of dispersement throughout the shop area, how long it lingers in the air, and so on. (I can't remember all the points of scoring, but there's probably a bonus if someone drops over dead from lack of oxygen.)

I don't think men ever really grow up.

 

Every student at that school needs to eat baked beans the night before class.

 

Just a curious thought...

How will they preserve the proof?

How will they know which one?

What about the silent ones?

 

Did anyone else notice the name of the school's
weekly newsletter? The "Fire Cracker"

Hmmmmmmm -----------

Sounds like a school full of fart smellers,..... uhh,....
that is, smart fellers.

Feed 'em pickled eggs and beer.
Let 'em gas each other out.