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oh, ok, ya put print here. Let me, (pronunced "lemme", two syllables, runs together, ya'see), aw ite, lem me inner duce mah self, ya saw mah call name is ashltn, well i'm a aimin' at goin' bah ashltn. K. Maybe splain all them reasons why seperate or another time, it'll be wurth yer while. It'd be wurth mine.
Thanks fer takin' a innerst, ya got mah call sign, guessin' yer waitin' a hear bout truckin' or such. Ah know ah like hearin' 'bout truckin'.
Seems like iffn yer a goin' a go about makin' some kinda livin' drivin' a truck, thats' whut you'd wanna hear about. Ah know ah do. Ah been a lookin' on a innernet, askin' folks ah might think knows somethin' about it, an utherwise makin' mah own made up assumptions and presumptions on tha subject.
Finishing tha first week of schoolin' @ DCCC in NorthCarolina, ah have - (here comes a list), sat through talkin', which is kinda like preachin', ah have put foot in a tenspeed semi, as well as negotiated a driving course measured out with a conventional tractor and twenty-eight foot trailor, ah have looked for hobo's an little kids several times before backin' under n latchin', ah'm still werkin' on gettin' at twenty-eight footer ta go backwards tha way ah wanted, and met a couple of folks from tha industry that kinda let ya in on thangs ya might need ta know about how ya wanna go. Hear from ya soon? Yours truly...

 

re- moval of non sense thin kin out loud type stuff