Nickleback Transport

Nickelback has a couple good songs. "Photograph" is a good song by them.

 

The only way "Nickleback" and good should ever be used in a sentence together is if goes like this.

"Good thing Nicleback broke up"
"Good for Chad Kroeger from Nickleback for finally coming out of the closet"


"Good news that nobody from Nickleback died in the accident, but they will no longer play "music"

"Nickleback will never be good"

 

Wow, you really seem to hate them. I'm not a fan either, but there are lots of bands that are way worse.

 

Look I tried. And you know what happened? I got sick. Developed rashes. Started wearing women's clothing and developed a nasty Special K habit. I lost weight, bags under my eyes and I was going to leave trucking for a career in large women's fashion. What was happening? It was Nickleback. As soon as I realized that I was listening to substandard AOR radio rock, I reverted back to a real man and all is well. Chad Kroeger is the devil in really bad hair who can only play basic guitar chords.

 

A cross-dressing truck driver. That's just plain nasty.