Who Are The Moderators Here?

Yay!!! Shockey's here.

It's good to see you back on the boards!
It's twue!
It's twue!

 

Welcome home, Shockey!!! You've been missed. Others have tried to take your place, but there is none as wonderful as you :smt058

 

So you're saying you have to be drunk to be around us? Are we that ugly?

Welcome back!

 

If I answered truthfully I am sure I would see more infractions.

 

Life without The Truckers' Report is 'bout the same thing, amigo.
Take my advice, don't try livin' without it.
It's great to feel alive again.

And NO, I am not a zombie.

I was so much older then, --
I'm younger than that now.
TTR is like a fountain of youth.

Truth be knowed, when I bought this new laptop to replace the one that croaked, the first thing I asked it to do was to log me onto this site, --- and it did.
Bein' kinda shy, I just sorta lurked around gettin' re-acclimated with the postin' process before divin' in, -- hopin' I'd remember how to swim, -- keepin' uppermost in my mind that I'm an expert at sinkin', -- I took the plunge.
That's when I learned that MACK mans a "Banning rifle" and, no doubt, knows how to use it. Fearin' I might be lit up for bein' A.W.O.L., I panicked big-time and went runnin' for friends. That's when I ran into the MACK E-6 message.
Welllll, I bounced right offa that message, -- landin' me right (and left) back on my buttox from the sheer impact of what I read.

Then, funny thang, --- I kept flashin' on Sally Field's acceptance speech at the Oscars from years ago.
Imagine that an' go figure.
It's twue!
It's twue!
Even I couldn't make up sumthin' like that.

After that, my fingers wanted to dance on my new wireless keyboard. I couldn't contain 'em, nor did I want to. With reckless abandon, I relaxed the reins and gave 'em their (my) head to run wild, --- 'till I remembered 'bout MACK manning the Banning rifle. From there my mind wandered to the interior of a W-900 with me about to pull onto the platform scale in a place that shares it's name with MACK E-6's rifle.
Banning.
Big truck truck drivers tend to sweat bullets there, even on cold daze.
Too twue too!
With all those inspectin' bays at their disposal, ---
I always felt guilty hopin' they were all filled with other Big trucks and their drivers, ---
But I digress.

Still,
My bad, ............................................. uhh, .......... where was I?

Memory,
second thang to go
Don'tcha know.

Bottom line, it feels good to be back.
Many ThanX for havin' me.

Ready on the right
Ready on the left
Ready on the firin' line, --
HOLDJER FIRE!!!
HOLDJER FIRE!!!
Remove magazines, open bolts, and clear chambers.
Stand behind the yellow line.

There's some nit-wit wearin' a bright (but not hot) pink 'an (slightly faded) purple outfit
runnin' 'round down range, ........................ again.

I agree.
Baack went MIA before me.
I wasn't aware DieselBear is as well.

"Awesome" ?
I'm all ablush here.
ThanX for the flowers.

???

Y'all do have a knack for makin' folks feel welcome.
Genuinely.
That's what puts TTR above the rest.
Sincerity
Sincerely.

Take MY place?!!
Are they crazy?
ThanX!

In my mind's eye y'all look marvelous.

ThanX for bein' here.

"Truthfully"?
I can't handle too much of that.

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Review this one, saw one on 251 under quick look

http://www.thetruckersreport.com/tr...101392-just-some-stupid-things-i-see-251.html

 

some of you are..... if not in looks....attitude at the very least.....

 

WOW! Who twisted your tail???????