Werner Trainer Craps Himself

I can't believe you people don't enjoy some 400 pound man's farts, body odor and dragon breath. would you like 1 or 2 lumps of sugar in your tea, governor? I'm off now to take my annual shower. and take my britches down to the river to wash out the skid marks. talley ho.

 

I don't care if this is true or not - I was laughing so hard that I had tears streaming from my eyes! You should be a writer, not a trucker!

 

i have heard of things like this happening but im really glad that they didnt happen to me.sorry for your luck but remember things only get worse....good luck trying to get out.(oh and getting your bonus it took me 2 months after training for me to recieve mine)i finally escaped this month by my dispatcher (full of hatered for my partner and me) and am now going to sue for money they owe us.be safe.and dont get into any trouble.

 

I must be a weirdo then because I wasn't laughing at all. I'm sitting here cringing from the images and feeling very bad for you. What an awful experience!!! I hope you come out of the other side of it okay, though, and move on. Good luck to you.

 

Same with me, I was just disgusted by the whole story. I guess I haven't been driving long enough to develop that type of sense of humor.

 

myminpins and IdahoPhil must be like them Sercret Service guy's who don't have any sense of humor. No pun intended of course.

 

There are times when you just got to laugh to keep from crying. Talk about male bonding.

 

Later Dude,

I have some good news for you. After reading your well written post and actually feeling like I could smell the odors you described so well, I am convinced that you should be a writer and not a truck driver. That was such a well written post, so descriptive, I'm thinking you could be making millions sitting at home in your den writing wonderfully descriptive stories surrounding yourself with potpouri smells and fresh spring air! Good luck on your new career!

 

i just got off my mentor's truck friday. couldnt take it anymore. im 4 weeks into the 6 weeks with swift. so i feel for you. i thing these companies should evaluate the 6 weeks with just one mentor. in my humble opinion it should be split up with at least 2 different mentor's. 6 weeks in a box with the same guy or gal is just rough for some people.

 

My wife felt the same way, unfortunately she as eating lunch when I read it to her the first time.

You all can guess what was to come afterwards.

LMAO... That's still funny after the 5th time.