Abilene Experience

Ask RebelChick about my 100mph tape ingenuity. Duct tape can fix anything!!!

 

Made it to BH Brooklyn about 1230. Dreary and crappy outside here in NYC today. Trailer has been in the door for an hour now. Just sitting back people watching. Amazing!! These people live like rats. Saw one lil specimen eat his booger he picked. I was too slow with the camera to get it. I would have made it my Avatar here.

 

For you I would tie the airlines to the trailer frame and put ICYHOT on everything you could possibly touch. Then while you were out of the truck and since I have a Freightliner key...put baby powder in your hvac vents...A LOT!! Then I would put dirty underwear in your pillowcase... And feed your pup TacoBell!! I think pretty evil sometimes!! Oh and used 5th wheel grease on your earpiece on your cell and toothbrush. I think I have revealed "Bad Craig" enough....

 

Oh...helpful training tip #83...I tell my trainees that yes they may close the curtain and go wee in a bottle BUT ONLY if they do so over their pillow. Extra incentive to not miss.

 

We made it to BH in Edison at 1700. Everyone had left. So Jeremy and I ordered Pizza Hut and ate like pigs. We will have to deliver at 0500 now which is fine.

 

Best quote from that scene...Dirty Steve: " Did you see the size of that chickun?!?!?!"