Parked Here for the Night

At least Prime's pimp has to reach out via qualcom instead of standing right there.

 

Well at least if Prime tried to run from the cops they'd have no problem keeping up with him.

 

WAIT A MINUTE HERE! You saying they are now impounding trucks because the driver uses a lot lizard? Is that a fact? If it is, this is just wrong. Sure, go ahead and bust the truck driver, (if you really think it isn't just a waste of time and resources,) but why make his company, and both his consignee and his shipper suffer for it?

I just hate these impound laws. They are totally out of control here.

 

Maybe they found drugs or alcohol on the driver or some other reason to take him in? I would really hope having a lizard in your truc isn't grounds for all that. I've never really understood the reasons for arresting somebody for getting some from a lizard. Having to live with your dick burning every time you pee should be punishment enough

 

Don't you ever watch Cops on TV? Half the stings target the customers in hopes that killing the market will make the entrepreneurs disappear with it. Most places have laws against hiring a prostitute.

That's why when you are approached by a really cute lizard, it's proper to address her as "officer."

 

Sitting here at Farmland In monmouth, IL.

This has to be the slowest one I go to and the most dull people too.

I called to check in , and they lady said your load wont be ready for a while , because we have to finish processing the product. Hahahaha

I said , so you mean you have to cut a few more up huh ?

She didnt think that was funny at all. Hell I did but then again I had been driving all night so I was in a joking mood....

 

at Dodge i used to say I was waiting on the cow to die

 

Motel is closed but "The Investment Lounge" is still going.













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Hey wore out .....
I am sitting here waiting like always and found your next Merit cattle pot for ya. Lol

I get way to bored and with the internet at my fingertips , I find some of the craziest ####...

 

Unfortunately some people do not have a sense of humor now a days.
As long as its taking these people they must be waiting for the pigs to die of old age