Weight rating on top bunk

He shouldn't have him in the truck, he should be running beside it down the highway....

 

Dude, seriously a 240 pound titty dancer? You actually saw one that size? My god, in all the years I've been driving, the only 240 pound women I've seen out here have been drivers, not dancers. You need to change your social habits.

 

No,no I've heard about her.It's been said if she could be weighed without her..um.."attributes" the scale would read 120lbs.!!

 

Well, all I can do is quote Garth Brooks, " I've got friends in low places ".

And I did refuse a dance from her, but there were plenty others that got my money.

 

I got my ###### up in the top bunk of the Volvo trucks. But after careful consideration I decided my ###### was better served by sleeping downstairs.

 

Dancer....truck top bunk...was this at Teasers at Exit 126 on 40 in Tennessee?

 

You need to get out more.

Edited to add: Next time you're in the ATL area, take a bus or cab to the Clermont Lounge. Diversify is all I'm sayin... LOL

 

He needs to get out LESS.

 

If I'm doing the math correctly, those are some pretty big attributes.