NYC calorie-count rule effective immediately

I'll have the 800 calorie Blue Plate Special.
(With a big slab of Dutch Apple pie and a large chocolate shake)

I'm counting MY caloric intake.
For breakfast I had a dozen jelly donuts and a DIET soda.

I just wonder WHO'S gonna PAY for the printing of new menus?
Calories go down and prices go up?

I guess it's twue.
We ARE what we eat.

Pass the (illegal) salt, please.
Blood pressure on high.

 

Solution: take down all menu boards.

 

My protest is a tad more extreme --- I ain't gonna eat anymore.

 

I think I'll steal a line from X-Men 3 here.

"We don't need a cure! We don't need a cure!"

Well you get the idea. We don't need no Big Brother government telling us we need to know how many calories are in a menu item. Think people go to fast food restaurants for health? Likewise the super fancy sit down restaurants? Or how about the steak places?