Parked Here for the Night

haha far from...i just never got caught

 

you're not trying hard enough..

I have a friend who use to say " it ain't a party 'till the cops show up"...

 

as i might have mentioned before
there was good reason for me to quit drinking
there were 14 outstanding warrants on me at the time
cops never found any humor in belligerent 6' 5" 250 lb drunks

 

there was this time in newfoundland when i put in for a storm
they found nothing funny about me just pulling in and not caling in announcing my arrival
then there was the time in nantucket the whole crew was under boat arrest

 

I don't think the Lordsburg scale will raise a fuss.

 

you always run so light on the steers?

 

Can You move 5th wheel?

 

I could move the fifth wheel and I would if I was hitting other scales.

 

Checked the atlas and New Mexico allows 34320 on tandems. Hammer down!

 

A friend is the one who bails you out. A true friend is sitting next to you in jail.