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Discussion in 'Discuss Your Favorite Trucking Company Here' started by Captain Zoom, Dec 5, 2014.

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  1. Jul 23, 2015 #1241
    TB John

    TB John Company Shill of BYOB & CBD

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    Ask Seri "why is a fire engine red?" and read the response.
     
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  3. Jul 23, 2015 #1242
    joseph1135

    joseph1135 Papa Murphy

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    Lol
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  4. Jul 24, 2015 #1243
    Captain Zoom

    Captain Zoom Road Train Member

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    Oof, had to shut down early last night and camp out in front of a toilet. I think it was some bad yogurt. Aack. Fortunately the load is going to a drop yard and not due til Monday; I'll drop it tomorrow morning instead of tonight. Nothing worse than trying to drive when you're sick.

    Phredd laughed at me. He's so fired.
     
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  5. Jul 24, 2015 #1244
    FLATBED

    FLATBED Road Train Member

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    Have you and Phredd been sharing the same watering bowl , seems a lot of sick stomach syndromes for you lately
     
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  7. Jul 24, 2015 #1245
    Captain Zoom

    Captain Zoom Road Train Member

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    I know, right? Twice in the last couple weeks. I threw out all the yogurt; that's the only thing I can think of. I don't have a history of getting sick like that.

    Really annoying.

    I have Phredd trussed up on the catwalk. Next time I stop I'll transfer him to an altar and do the deed. Maybe my gut will stop trying to bankrupt me.
     
    Captain Zoom, Jul 24, 2015
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  8. Jul 25, 2015 #1246
    Gearjammin' Penguin

    Gearjammin' Penguin "Ride Fast-Truck Safe"

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    How the heck can Staples fine you for being early or late? What are they gonna do if you tell 'em to pound sand?

    Staples: "Well, you'll never haul for us again!!"

    The Good Captain: "Ooh, like that's a punishment...!"

    Seriously, that's ridiculous. I've got a suggestion for them, and the horse they rode in on, and its mother. :mad:
     
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  9. Jul 25, 2015 #1247
    Captain Zoom

    Captain Zoom Road Train Member

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    They simply bill Risinger. Or whatever carrier. And the carriers keep coming to their gates to kiss their collective posterior, and so the cycle continues. If carriers said, "Phooey" and simply ceased hauling their freight to them, I'm sure the practice would come to a screeching halt. But I'm sure you agree that will never happen.
     
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  10. Jul 25, 2015 #1248
    Captain Zoom

    Captain Zoom Road Train Member

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    Time for a little break; going thru the house for a 34 to see The Hot Chick. (And our daughter, The Duck)

    Have a nice weekend everybody!
     
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  11. Jul 25, 2015 #1249
    Captain Zoom

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    My butt itches.
     
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  12. Jul 25, 2015 #1250
    Dale thompson

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    TMI oohh way too much
     
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