South Pole base gets condom haul before winter

At 40 below I wonder if they sent small size as there might be shrinkage. Burrrr!!

 

Does that mean in hot texas you all need XXX large LOL

 

Where you think Big Duker came from. the Gov hasn't made us quit dreaming yet have they.
I was up in Colo some years back and broke some leaf springs on trailer. Found black smith in Delores ,CO said he would repair. Came back to pickup and he had to make comment on large belt buckle. Said " all you Texans wear those big monuments to a dead pric k." Had to laugh with him .

 

Condoms for polar bears

 

Did it ever occur to y'all that maybe they
just blow the condoms up as party favors
and decorations?

I hear the colored ones are popular, but I
have no explanation for the flavored ones.

It seems, not only Ruffles have Ridges.
And french tickles.