Failed Random Need Advice

so you are saying you are innocent ??? yes please post the results of your dispute

and as has been said, HOW does the whole town know ??

 

If you ate one of these, it could give you a positive for heroin:



Mythbusters showed within 30mins of eating one, you will test positive...Got any deli receipts?!??!

 

Here ya go....




I'm sure the experts don't believe it....

 

Some things are better left unsaid,op how did your town find out?

 

If the seeds were unwashed you could pop hot for morphine, codeine, thebaine etc, but not heroin.

It would more likely have to be a huge amount of unwashed seeds tho.

 

Well this is how the whole town found.
He was sitting at the local bar drinking his favorite adult drink, after several he was crying in the refill saying how he failed his drug test.
Now how am I going to give to the church on Sunday when they pass the plate??
And now I have to teach those little kids the stories on Sunday morning sober, not sure I can tell those stories sober with out laughing now.
So the bar tender heard his sad tale of woe. He in turn told his live in girlfriend who happens to run the local hair salon, who's best customer happens to be one of the local deacons mistress who gets her hair and nails done every Sat. at 3:30.. right after the deacons wife leaves who has her hair and nails done at 2pm every Saturday..
So this is how the church and whole town found out that one of their fine upstanding sunday school story tellers is a junkie...

 

Drug tests are required in many fields of work anymore. Hubby got to the hotel for orientation on Aug 9. His roommate got there about 7:30-8:00. He started reading the company's website, packed his stuff & left. They do urine & hair follicle tests. My mom works retail & corporate sends down names every so often for randoms. She's been with her company almost 6 years & may have had to do 2.

 

6AM is the notation for 6-acetylmorphine one of the metabolites for heroin. Interestingly enough, morphine is also a metabolite of heroin. If 6AM is found in the urine, it suggest that that heroin was used recently, as it leaves the body via urination w/ in a day or so.

If the heroin use was the only time in a very long time, and several haircuts ago, it is very likely that it is too recent to show up in a folicle test.

So you may squeak by if you've been clean long enough before this most recent use.

 

And did they send the second sample to a different lab to" verify" the first labs findings....

 

Eating a poppy seed bagel is going to show positive for heroin?