Man Who Has Sex With Table Gets 6 Months

You and me both kiddo,you and me both.In fact,I've got my head on one right now.I wonder if they would consider that foreplay and jail me too.

 

I would actually stop and buy THAT table if it was in a yard sale.

 

Why lord why? Now this guy is a registered sex offender? What am I protecting from him? MY wife, my kids, or my genuine Martha Stewart patio set?

 

Good thing his patio set wasn't wicker! OUCH!!!!

 

LOL...More of our gooberment dollars at work .

 

I've never been attracted to tables....I've laid on top of a LOT of couches tho'...MMMMMMMMMMMMMcouches

 

I agree, Big Deal, His business at his home.JAIL??? Hell no, Stupid waste of taxpayers $$$. We've become a #### POLICE STATE!

 

Good thing he didn't have a porch swing or they would have labeled him a swinger... Hard telling what he will encounter while he is bar hopping...

 

You think he got a splinter? What some people won't do!