I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that."

 

"I am tired of chasing my dreams. I'm going to find out where they're going, and just hook up with them later."

 

I'm a sex object. I ask the ladies for sex, and they object.

 

B
O
R
E
D
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Might sign out the car and go find a cane. Maybe I'll get the Hot Chick to take a couple training pics.

I'm bored.

 

Hot Chick is parsing through the 11,000 pics she took on our trip through the desert do she can do her blog post.

 

Fly crawls up the wall
With a mighty burst of wings
Swiftly speeds away

(Bored, I write haiku
As I slowly lose my mind
For something to do)

 

The sports zombies have taken over the drivers lounge and the TV is locked on ESPN for the foreseeable future.

I have a black belt in boredom.

 

If you blindfold a Japanese man and spin him around in a circle, can he become disoriented?