44 Caliber Magnum and Mice

I picked up on two key words and knew it was not going to be good from that point..... "44-caliber " and "her trailer" (okay picked up on one number a three words for those who like to be picky)

 

That reminds of the movie Ratatouille, when the older lady spotted the rats, she got out her shot gun, an did quite a number on her house,it was funny in the movie?? I hope thats not where she got the idea???LOL




Ya and things will blow over on the seashores of old Mexico

 

I once had a pack rat living in my trailer home. I went to bed one night and left a set of keys with all my personal keys, all our equipment keys, all the keys to the gates on our roads on the kitchen table. When I got up in the morning the keys were gone and a piece of dogfood was where the keys were. This was a declaration of war. I set out a trap and that potlicking rat set it off on his leg and escaped with my trap. He got back behind the walls and up on the ceiling. At night I would hear pitter-patter-pitter- clump, pitter-patter-pitter-clump as he dragged that trap across the ceiling. After many nights with no sleep I was becoming deranged. One night he poked his beady little eyes out of a hole he had chewed in the wall of the bathroom. I tippy-toed into the bedroom, got my 30-06, tippytoed back to the bathroom and dispatched him to the great packrat place in the sky. Unfortunately I also dispatched half my water pipes with him but I didn't care as I knew at last I would have a good nights sleep with no pitter-patter-pitter-clump all night long. Laughing hysterically I turned the water line off and went to bed for my first good nights sleep in weeks. You all can laugh at this poor lady but you no idea the lengths people suffering from rodentmania will go to to find relief.

 

I heard about this morning on the Bob and Tom show. I think I would rather put out poison to kill it and deal with the smell for a while then shoot my place up. I'm a pansy when it comes to mice or rats. To me mice are the size of lions and rats are the size of elephants and their teeth are really really big.

 

LMAO...That has to be my exwife.

 

Anyone remember the old D-Con commercials? LOL

 

Yep...I'd say that bullet is gone.....He'll want it in a month or two for bragging rights at his local watering hole too.After he quits worryin' about his wounded goober that is.