I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

At a Persian truck stop near Modesto, 15 mi from rec. Near a Flying J and a Love's but no parking. The guy at the counter speaks very little English except to convey that it costs $10 to park at the no lounge, septic bathroom, closed restaurant truck stop. Whatever. I'm legally parked.

 

Samsung speech to text works pretty well. I tend to do this at times when it would be inappropriate for me to be speaking out loud (dinner with The Hot Chick, sitting in a bathroom stall, while Her Hotness is sleeping in the bunk above me, church, during sex, standing in line at Walmart, at an animal sacrifice--you know, the usual).

 

What speech to text would sound like during sex, especially if it picks up what Her Hotness says too:

(Puff puff huff huff) Crossed Donner again...to(huff)day...

WHAT are you doing!? Put that stupid thing away!

(Huff)Must--blog--Donner--third time in 2 days....

Ooh, get off of me, you are wasting my time! I'll just do this myself....

(Quiet sobbing)

 

Takes me longer than 90 seconds of activity to start breathing hard.

 

Heh... heh, heh, heh....