Many Americans Wrongly Included on Terror List

almost half of the time i fly and i do not know the flight crew i somehow come up on the check list. i am the one they pull to the side and have to take off shoes and pull up the shirt as they scan me before i walk thru the detector all while people boarding the plane is watching. it is pretty degrading but i like to have fun with it as much as possible. last time i spoke in german then i switched to spanish when somebody else came over then when they called another person over i spoke english and acted like i did not know what was going on. it really made them mad and wasted time but i felt if they were gonna waste mine i was going to watse theirs.

 

**snicker** I once went through security and my belt buckle set the alarm off. They made me take off the belt and go through again. My britches just happend to "fall" as I went through again. As I stood there in all my glory, the look on everyone's face was priceless as hell. I think I made a different kind of list that day.. The one where they don't mess with me list.