shout out

Bring that A Game, driver!

When you get stopped at the end of a day and are near a full service restaurant near a truckstop, let me know if the restaurant is @MJ1657 approved.

The MJ approval goes between 1 and 4.
1. The food is good
2. The waitress is cute
3. They serve adult beverages
4. They have truck parking and easy access off the highway for Hammer and Big Ronnie.

 

It's a lot better than van, in my opinion. Like you said, to have complete strangers wander over and help with tarps. Or loading/securement advice. I have YET to walk up to a fellow driver, politely ask if they can spare a minute for help, and get turned away. Usually most will (unasked) grab gloves and come give you a hand, even if it's one minute out of their life it is a huge help to myself, and the OP.

It's like joining a secret brotherhood

It feels good when it gets easier, your tarps no longer look like grannies panties flapping on the clothesline, and the first time a fellow hand says "Nice tarp job", you puff out your chest and say, "thanks, I'm proud of that one myself".

@TripleSix, I've long held the opinion that the uglier the waitresses, the better the service and the food. Not always true, but how often do you get 4 for 4?

 

2nd shift, the odds are better.

 

You know what I LOVE to do when I'm in a Pizzed off Mood folding tarps......

Instead of Bothering a Fellow Deck hand..(They would offer anyway)

I like to go up to single axle peddle van drivers and say "Hey,You wanna give me a hand" In a deep, aggresive sounding voice.....Most say No,And I'll get a good laugh out of it,(makes my day)

OR..If I see a lazy ### sitting on a forklift doing nothing..Same thing, "Hey,Why don't cha give me a hand" I usually get a 50/50 "OK" or "I can't" reply

 

Welcome and remember the only stupid question is the one you don't ask.

 

Not true.

Was sitting in the restaurant when a female driver walks in. Big girl, front butt, the whole 9 yards of stomach and showing an acre of cleavage. Definitely a sideshow attraction. And you could see in her eyes that she was God's gift.

(Great... A full on diva. There goes the peaceful evening.)

The very first thing she says is something about how tired she is carrying around such big jugs. The bootysniffers and horndogs come out of the woods, and she after awhile, she gets upset and asks, "Why is it that men only want to talk about my boobs?"

Yeah, I was right...a diva. And a stupid question.

"Hey Six,what's the difference between a bootysniffer and a horndog?"

Horndogs don't limit themselves to women. They also fancy farm animals.

 

@TripleSix

Are you saying you'd rather talk about a gunt than cleavage?