Whats the stupidest thing you've heard on the CB?

i live over near the tapanzee bridge more or less, i hear them plenty, theirs 2 ways to deal with them, either turn off the radio or be #### rude back (they like it)
i think the actual page was made for something completely different and has now turned into that crap.... hate those guys....

 

Midnight cowboy in New Jersey, and the other idiot that won't shut up sayind 321 321 321 321 321 321 GO TO Cbassholes

"Hey schneider going south bound, you got your ears on buddy?"
"YEa GO AHead"
"Your trailer brakes are on fire driver"

"Watch out for that low bridge Usa"

 

That one in NYC/Jersey who was "scratchin my b***s" called himself MR WONDERFULL,Then another who's name i cant remember but he had a "BIEEEEG ROGER BEEP"!around springfield ma on I 90.and who can forget "BABBA BOOWEE"

 

Stupidest thing I've heard on the CB? Take your pick...
* I ain't got no panties on.
* Pull over so I can whup your ###.
* Aauuudddddiiiiioooooooooo.........
* Where's the commercial company?
* What's the problem on the (whatever direction) side?

And the list goes on and on. That's why I rarely ever turn mine on anymore.

 

Stupidest thing I've heard on the CB?

these freaking idiots talking any languages other than english!!!

now dont get me wrong im bilingual, but crap at least talk to where i can understand!!

 

I didn't hear this on the CB, my dad use to do this years ago. He drove one particular driver nuts with "This is the passionate pink poodle in the big purple peter-car". He'd call out for this guy, get him on the CB and then start in with the passionate pink poodle bit. Put on a very effeminate sounding voice too. My dad's an old school trucker, and has a lot of very entertaining stories to tell.

 

It's been quite a few years since I've held a mic in my hand. What the heck has happened to the good old CB land? I remember sitting in the front yard talking on the CB into the wee hours of the night and you would rarely hear all this crap. Heck back in the day, that's how we made friends.....my cousin actually met her hubby on the CB when they were in their late teens.

Anyways, I hated hearing men hit on women. We were outside of Chattanooga, north side, and I remembering a guy breaking and a female answered his break. He started hitting on her and apparently she was a wifey riding on a truck with her hubby. The hubby got irate and I swear the hubby and the other man cussed and raised sand from Chattanooga to Memphis. I couldn't have been over 12 at the time and I remember thinking, What's she gonna do? Jump out of her hubby's truck and into this other man's cab and have a fling? What's the fuss about? It was crazy!


I'm surprised no one has mentioned the lizard calls yet...
...and am I reading that right? A MAN saying he has no PANTIES on??? What the heck?

 

some trucker talking about my wifes rack, when we were driving in a lil 4 wheeler

 

I have heard that at almost every big truck stop. I always came back with " Whats the big deal...I aint got any panties on either"

 

Coming across I-40 (NC-TN) there was an entertaining bit. Somehow the Swift woman driver got into the conversation and another driver offered her $5 for some of her time. She replied "More like $500/hour. I don't work for cheap."--All while driving down the road for Swift.