Packages

I don't think anybody would get offended if you handed him something useful that you knew for sure he would be able to use to do his job more efficiently

 

This is a goody bag the chaplain gave me in Knoxville. Man you coulda had a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all this. Had a ton of candy, nuts, pastries, pens, ruler for log book, sticky notes, pocket size note pad. That's just part of what you see there. That 'ol chaplain received a handsome return on his gift believe me. His name is Hank. Very nice man, watched football with us for the better part of a Sunday.

 

I'll take $20s, $50s and $100's in my bag please.

 

How about some get out of jail free cards?

 

A co-worker once wrote that, along with "free puppies" and "lost children" on the back of my truck one day. Thought it was kind of odd that I was getting flipped off by everyone passing me

 

LMFAO

 

A piece literature explaining the courtesy flush.

Pens are good,. One place I went to had a sign posted: "You need a pen to sign paperwork"

 

$5 gift cards would be good.