flatbed questions pls

I have a question...

I was heading towards Tupelo and I saw a sign, Miss Highway Patrol. I didn't know that law enforcement had a beauty pageant. But I've been trying to find a picture of the girl. Has anyone ever seen this girl?

Saw another sign. GAS FOOD HOSPITAL. Is that where you go when that grade D meat you ate at the fast food joint disagrees with the digestive system? How does that work...put a shop vac to the blow tube and run it through a charcoal filter and capture the methane gas?

 

Daycabs for daylight hours Coffin sleeper trucks for the vampire drivers at night. See nice easy answer to the non stupid question lol

 

Hey, flatbeders! I got a question. Are spread axles allowed in IL? I got now 10' between my axles and heading to IL.. thanks for answering

 

Yes