Headed to Quebec - any tips?

Mmmmm, cougars are good times. Nothing wrong with a long resume

 

Tips for your off duty reset time... Go into a small pub. You'll make some friends and they'll never let you leave. I got lots of free pints! I recall drinking a lot of Alexander Keith beer. Wonderful people and I had some pleasant times with the lady folk up there during my travels.

 

Herpes.

 

You haven't been to Mississauga recently.

 

The jersey is made by Nike and Victoria's Secret is also an American company.

 

I specifically had Calgary in mind when I posted that.

Kim K's and Wozniaki's everywhere!!!

 

Well considering Ontario is an English speaking province and Quebec is French speaking, I would expect that to be an accurate statement

 

Say bye bye American Pie...

And now say O' Canada! =)

 

Someone once told me the women in Alberta like their beef, and it shows.

If you know what he means.

 

You know how horses snort, flapping their lips? Well whatever that noise is, typed out, welcome to farm country. Not all, mind you, but country/farm girls are usually "built" solid.

It sounds like you need a better half to help you become a better man. We'll all show up for the buck n doe