was this a lot liz?

From what i understand it's an old wooden ship used in the civil war era... No seriously it's an animal that grows from all the piss, crap and trash left in truck stop parking lots.

 

Sounds more like a panhandler than a lot lizard. My best lot lizard story(other than unanswered bangs on the door) is this. Up in Scranton, PA at the Petro that was or still is there, one asked if I wanted any company as I was walking back to my truck. I said "no thanks" and she walked away and so did I. She was good looking though. The End.
Not as interesting as you guys stories, but it was still the best action I never got.

 

Alright! Finally another lot lizard thread. Been a long dry spell.

 

How many teeth were missing on that goat? And where she did that cartwheel I think I saw someone dump a gallon bottle of ,,, well you know.

 

The number of different stories told in order to separate you from your money is endless.

 

I was doing paperwork in the drivers seat one night in Beaverdam, OH {flyJ} A girl stepped up on my passenger side step and stuck her head thru the window and started to ask me a question. She didn't get 2 words out of her mouth before my black lab came up barking her head off. That poor girl landed on her back in the grass, purse contents spilled everywhere. She never did come back for it but I sure had a good laugh.

 

the lot in Tacoma by the docks is a hilarious place to spend a few hours