Just starting out ..

Sounds like a disaster. Dog will give all love which crazy teens and fat wife cannot! But this dog can be a bit dirty in the truck. Then it leaves bones everywhere... Truck cabin becomes a kennel. LOL

 

Cat?

 

Cats do the same but less fun probably. they sleep all the time. And also need other types of walks. Anyway to clean after them is extra $. One of my friends cleaned it. One hour just of vacuum cleaning removing fur was not enough!

 

Well that's just not good. Ferret? Ferret! It's like a cat but it's also like a snake. Best of both worlds. Cat snake!

 

Serious advice, not joking...get a snap chat app, or facetime, skype, etc. Just being able to have a conversation on the phone and looking at your family / kiddos while on the road could help.

 

Me being over the road has actually helped my marriage out. We used to fight and argue all the time over menial things, now when I get home every couple of weeks we don't fight much of any. We both agree that if I come home off the road I'd not make nearly as much and their home life would suffer.

Of course your results may vary

 

If your wife complains tell her "my girlfriend said you would act like this."

 

I am single with no kids in spite my being incredibly good looking and sexy. I don't understand how a married guy can do this.

 

When I was young women use to look at me like I was a Beef Steak. Now they look at me like I am Beef Jerky.

 

They tell me I look like Burt Reynolds back when he made Smokey and the Bandit.