I understand why so many bums hang around truck stops now

The guy at the ramp at J in warrenton Mo has made it a career
Been out there for years
Probably has a retirement plan.

 

LMAO! Stopped at my J here in OKC long enough to buy a drink and some seeds. That fat SOB and his kid are working group the parking lot early today.

 

I park at the TA and walk across the bridge to club keno
I always have to walk through a gauntlet of beggars wanting my beer money.

 

That just ain't right. It's one thing to ask for a handout. But when it comes to wanting your beer money, it's just gone too far!

 

They're like trolls
They guard the trail to the bridge
By the time I come back, I'm broke.

 

I wear my ripped up Magnum coat from 1997.
I look worse than they do

 

Yeah, but you probably aren't wearing filthy pants, baggy in the seat, torn in places, and flip flops...

 

I was delivering to a food warehouse in Philly, there was an old guy sitting on the curb in a wheel chair with a cup asking for donations so I gave him a couple of bucks. I went back there a few weeks later, same guy, same spot, but it started to rain so the guy gets out of his wheelchair and walks over to his Cadillac Escapade, puts his wheel chair inside and gets out a 40 oz bottle of beer out of a cooler and lights up a cigarette. The nerve of some people.

 

Won't be too long before the wrong person feels cheated and that Escalade ends up with more body damage than it's worth. Or a skunk house!!