Something that really tees me off

better delete.

 

Simple solution don't say nothing just go down to the nearest Dept of Transport and get them to write you up a vehicle defect notice problem solved your boss will have no choice but to fix it.

 

That's not true. I knew this gir.....

Nevermind

 

I'd rather just get out of the truck for a few minutes and piss. I don't like to sit for more than 3 hours. I'll just piss on the side of the road. I don't give a ####, but this is backwoods roads not interstate stuff like most people. I probably see the interstate once a week.

 

I'm not talking about a gallon of that stuff. More like a 24 oz coffee cup dumped in the grass somewhere. In the history of man, indoor plumbing hasn't been around that long. I dont believe it is environmentally unfriendly to dump in the grass in small quantities. Most importantly, it won't smell.

 

Then what do you do with the bottle?

 

It's a paper cup. Throw it away.

 

So, open container of piss in the truck, delicate dance to get out without spilling anything, pour it in some grass, then throw the smelly cup in the trash?