I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

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  1. Captain Zoom

    Captain Zoom Road Train Member

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    Sitting in St Paul waiting to load a mess of wire cages headed to Olive Branch MS (Memphis area), due Thurs morning.
     
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  3. Captain Zoom

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    Erk, argh, overslept. Completely spaced and didn't plug in the phone last night. Turns out batteries eventually do run down--who knew? o_O

    Starting out about two hours later than I planned but won't affect delivery.

    Bleagh. I hate oversleeping.
     
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    There is a phenomenon that happens when you oversleep called sleep inertia (it's a thing, look it up). It sucks rocks. I need to be productive today.

    Seriously considering mainlining the insides from a few Yellowjacket capsules while chewing some coffee beans and finishing with a Red Bull enema.
     
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    Just read my last post. I need help.

    (Slugs a Five Hour Energy)
     
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    Coffee is better. And by far easier than any type of enema.
     
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    I could just shove a handful of the beans up my yin yang and see how that works...if I drink a bunch of hot water I can have coffee later
     
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    Parked safe and legal: check.

    Dinner: check.

    Laundry done: check.

    T.V. tuned to local stations: check.

    Drift off to sleep: Sorry, you overslept this morning and threw off your sleep patterns. Lie there and stare at the TV for a while. You plan on getting up at 0400, so enjoy.
     
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    Had my third straight morning with tire issues. Guess pretrip and posttrip don't matter anymore. Yesterday was totally my fault. Skipped the aforementioned posttrip. Dumba-s
     
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    I don't know what he is, but I know I like him. +1 follower.
     
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