Would you cross this bridge?

It's like a John Wayne movie with SWIFT trucks.

 

I do not see any weight or truck restriction signs, so how could you even be worried?

 

It depends on how deep the water is

 

Fixed that for ya.

 

Nope not for me. The fall doesn't bother me. The cost well I am very well insured.

I cannot swim float nor dog paddle. I sink fast like a rock. I am not in the habit of wearing a life vest or even keeping one in the truck. I don't see any little floaties with a string to retrieve me. Nor do I see a life guard on duty.

MY ONLY CONCERN IS HOW DEEP THE WATER IS.
If it's knee deep I'm not interested in case I fall getting out.

 

boss describing a rickety wooden floored bridge over the RR where they used to put the old trucks in the lowest low gear, pull the throttle out just a bit. and get out and walk across and wait for the truck to arrive...

 

NOW HIRING! Swift needs drivers for our DEDICATED MARITIME DIVISION!

No Merchant Mariner document?NO PROBLEM! WE'LL TRAIN YOU!!
(Submarine opportunities available on selected routes for experienced captains.....)

 

Hay.... that "would be" unchartered territory," something to consider, eh?

 

"A three hour tour.....a three hour tour".....

 

I'll be Gilligan, you can SKIP