Has anyone seen my Girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Truck Stops' started by haz-matguru, Jul 29, 2017.

  1. haz-matguru

    haz-matguru Road Train Member

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    I was rolling along and mmy Girlfriend wanted to stop. So I pull into the J in w. Memphis and gave her my credit card. And haven't seen her since. She's 5'2" with pink tube top on along with black dukes. She's about 320lbs she's not hard to spot.

    Man I really miss her. Could I get some help please! This truck just don't feel the same.
     
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  3. Suspect Zero

    Suspect Zero Road Train Member

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    Have you contacted animal control? Maybe try calling Jerry Springer?
     
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  4. Dale thompson

    Dale thompson Road Train Member

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    slide the 5th back 2 notches then the truck will feel the same
     
  5. KillingTime

    KillingTime Road Train Member

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    Doesn't pull hard to the right as bad as it used to, huh?
    I feel ya, man.

    On the plus side: That alignment just got done.

    Edit: Just to state - I've no issues with bigger gals. The more the merrier, more cushion for the.... never cold in the winter time.... comfortable in your own skin(s).... However: Not my..... some would say 'cup', I'll say 72 oz stein of tea.
     
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  6. haycarter

    haycarter Road Train Member

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    can you put up a Photo of the Credit Card..:rolleyes:
     
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  7. pattyj

    pattyj Road Train Member

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    You all are bad.Fat girls need loven too.
     
  8. KillingTime

    KillingTime Road Train Member

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    Yes they do.

    From some other guy.
     
  9. pattyj

    pattyj Road Train Member

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    I feel the same way about guys especially the ones that show their half moon.
     
  10. flatbeb mac

    flatbeb mac Medium Load Member

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    I think I found her, she bought a pair of jeans ...looks like she's going to have to ding the card again for a bigger pair.

    funny-fat-stomach-jeans.jpg
     
  11. albert l

    albert l Road Train Member

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    Dude, I just ate breakfast
     
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