Here was a pleasant surprise

Maybe he's looking for the golf ball that he didn't hit good on the 8th T shot. He'll take a mulligan but he still would like to find it. That's like $3

 

Pulled out of Petro Shop in Amarillo at 1am after getting tire changed the other night.

I was tired, had been asleep, there were trucks everywhere at the end of the first row, 4 deep at the edge of the fuel island, along the perimeter, only one reserved spot open.
Thought I was out of luck, drove slowly around to second row and there was a dozen spots open.

The amount of lazy drivers out here is astounding and it's not all megas.

 

The petro in Jackson ms needs something like that. Pulled in at 9am on a Sunday morning and they were 5 wide 2 deep just past the fuel island.

 

I stopped at Carney's point last week and by the looks of the front of the parking lot at the J....I knew I was s#!t outta luck. Drove around the back hoping to find a parking spot and the whole back lot was wide open! And also the T/A at the 63 in Greer actually had a real live security guard walking the rows. I was shocked. I thought they all just stood next to the fuel desk.

 

Saw a Menards driver at the loves in valley Nebraska today just park the whole dam thing at the front door ...got all can do to shut my mouth at times .

 

The lesson here seems to be that lazy ### parks right up side everyone else in undesignated parking. Prowl the back and you'll find 20 open spots.

@STexan - I'm too young to avidly golf, but that got me a bit harder than it should have. Lol. Imagine being a golf ball finder / washer in Florida?.... I think I'd just let the gators have it.

 

God forbid these kids would have to back up ! Or waddle for for more than a few feet to get they're whopper !

 

2 zip ties, a sharpie, a big piece of cardboard & a grill to affix it to..... I like to F with my coworkers.... But it would be just as fitting for the guy you just described.