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Lot Lizards and Other Riff-Raff

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by jedi_tev, Oct 18, 2008.

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  1. Nov 10, 2008 #61
    honor roll

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    My hubby tells this one all of the time
     
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  3. Nov 10, 2008 #62
    jedi_tev

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    Safety mngr told us that one on the way back from lunch today, lol.
     
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  4. Nov 10, 2008 #63
    honor roll

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    Have you hear the can you give the lady a lift one?
     
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  5. Nov 10, 2008 #64
    miseryonwheels

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    maybe.. how much does she weigh?

    I just wanted to bring up that I was once approached by a young male amish hooker. yea, beard and all. How do you scare them away if they aren't scared of going to hell? LOL
     
    miseryonwheels, Nov 10, 2008
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  7. Nov 11, 2008 #65
    ZiggyPhugno

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    When my idol control shuts off the truck the lights will blink, only once has a lot lizard knocked...
     
    ZiggyPhugno, Nov 11, 2008
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  8. Nov 12, 2008 #66
    lonewolf4ad

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    you aim a shotgun between his legs and tell him there's worse things than dying?
     
    lonewolf4ad, Nov 12, 2008
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  9. Nov 13, 2008 #67
    northstarfire0693

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    LOL...Thats great:sex:
     
    northstarfire0693, Nov 13, 2008
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  10. Nov 15, 2008 #68
    schlepper004

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    I just can't get my mind around that one!
    I mean, WHO would use his services??:biggrin_2555:
     
    schlepper004, Nov 15, 2008
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  11. Nov 15, 2008 #69
    Thylanes

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    You don't want to know...trust me.
     
    Thylanes, Nov 15, 2008
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  12. Nov 15, 2008 #70
    schlepper004

    schlepper004 Light Load Member

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    What?
    Are you saying Mr. Furry was the Belle of the Ball? :biggrin_25525:
     
    schlepper004, Nov 15, 2008
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