The Unbelievable?

You already knew your story was unbelievable before you posted it. So if people are skeptical it's because of all the 1-post wonders who come on here and say the same thing. Right?

 

I can't help it... love these threads.

 

Mods are monitoring this as we speak, and they intend on keeping the peace. be careful what everyone says. Don't beat this guy to death. we will try to help him get through this. BE NICE NOW

 

Sounds like the pre employment test wasn't as in depth as the random.
I have no idea how good those home tests are. Wheather or not to spend the money on the split sample is a no brainer.
Clear your name.

 

So what are your plans?
A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink.
"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.
"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.
"A Torah scholar. Hmm." the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in as she's accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring such as she deserves?" asks the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, honey?"
The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."

 

If they tested hair, it's retains a drug used record within the actual hair up to a year or so.

You can call on god all you want. But he will be silent because any pot in your system will be detected if it exists. You don't even have to be actively doing it, just being around people who did... will be enough to introduce it into your system second hand.

If a drug test is done, you are failed it then... that's that. If you passed? Then it's not a very good test considering the active use within the last year written by yours truly.

 

God will help you pass the next urinalysis.