Career change

I'm putting this on your DAC report as one big DACcident so you'll look a lot less attractive to another carrier and won't be able to quit as easily. That way you'll be stuck driving right where you are. HAHAHAHA.

Actually, it isn't funny. Companies used to do this stupid ####. Put black marks on drivers' DAC reports so those drivers couldn't quit them.

 

.....and they probably still do it.

 

So I was at a bbq and fellow there had a unique career.
TURKEY JERKER..Yep, he's the guy who milks the tom. Not a whole lot of folks trained to do this but no doubt there's a demand. Likely a youtube for instruction is available now
Just offering options

 

Mike Rowe did that on an episode of dirty jobs.

 

Flagperson. They have to take a course now. Seriously,,, you are holding sign that says Stop or Slow and there is a course complete with certificate to proudly display in your cave