It's official

I quit carrying a wallet probly 10-12 years ago. Got tired of sitting on it stuffed full of cash lol. Just carry a money clip now.
Still have the wallet and chain the ol lady got me for Xmas about 1994. It outlasted her LOL

 

You already did, dint you lol

 

The track suit? Naw. Even better. I got a big cowboy hat, a leather vest which I will wear with nothing underneath, and fingerless gloves.

 

^^^^ you got to get so fat first that you can't button the vest , so then get the chain extensions , now that's classic biker/trucker , no shirt beer belly hanging out held in by undersized vest and chains

 

My metabolism will not let me gain any weight at all.

I would never be caught dead in flip flops—but I can wear cowboy boots on the outside of my pants along with that vest!

 

You don't have to drive carefully anymore, you have a license now.

 

Congrats to the OP, it's been a long road, and you're just getting started. Work hard and stay safe.

 

Congrats and best of luck to you!

 

Need a bull hauler tooth pick and some steel toe crocs.