Heres my options any thoughts?

WTF was that? Jeez how much did they spend on that recruitment ad?

 

“he lists all the bottom feeders and they make him feel as if they are doing him a favor.”
What evidence do you have of this? Where did he indicate that he was going to stop looking and stop accepting suggestions just because these companies had already said they would hire him? Or are you just making assumptions based on an incorrect interpretation of what he said? Because he said nothing of the sort.

“There's thousands of different companies he could go with, but he is the one that is unwilling to put forth any effort.”
Again....what evidence do you have? You have yet to provide any reasoning or evidence for your claims other than your own faulty interpretations of his words.

“I wouldn't though...if a person is unwilling to invest in his own career, the bottom feeders are a good place for him.”
I can’t speak for him, but I know if I were accused of things that are complete fiction, I wouldn’t want your help anyway.

 

If Sandra Bernhard, Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg were the top 3 of a beauty pageant, what what would be the title of the pageant?