Playboy sheds its virginity

IIRC, there was a news item recently about Playboy being in decline ... nothing like a little controversy to boost sales.

 

I wonder if the center-fold will become a
collector's apparition?
They could even do it in velvet under a black light.
Tell me THAT wouldn't be waayyy-cool!

 

I'm so old I can remember when nudity WaS the controversy that boosted sales.

With today's economy, I think many Playboy readers have canceled their subscriptions and purchasing, and instead, settle for the free catalogs and sales inserts in newspapers.

Speakin' of which, have y'all seen the December issue
Wal*Mart flyer?

Ain't Playboy material, exactly.
More like the girl next door.

 

That's sure to give pimply face boys a religious complex...LOL

 

YeAH!
No kiddin'!
What's next?
The nuns of the Vatican spread?
Sexy sisters?
How 'bout a calendar?
Air brushed, no doubt.

 

That could be hot! I have always wondered what was going on under that habit... LOL!

 

You're killin' me here, WahWah.

 

I'm probably going to hell, But what a way to go!:smt077:smt077:smt077

 

I doubt you'll be goin' alone.

How 'bout the Pope's Top Picks?
Think that'd sell a few issues?
And create even more?

If I'm goin' to HaiL, I hope I can get a
window seat.