Where is everyone #5

The speedy on the other side of the freeway is wayyyyy cleaner and better parking lot. That pilot is always dirty as dirty gets!

 

The way my pals been feedin me ima be mud fat. Thanks @ShooterK2 @Bear135

 

You may be in a 900 ....but it ain't an ole 900. You went to the darkside in that epa new fangled thing.

 

You just ain't been lookin hard enough!!

 

I'm about plum tuckered out. Been bouncing around in the skiddy for the better part of the day. Got the kids drive kinda straightened out and scattered 50 ton of new rocks on it.

Made the yearly visit to the accountant yesterday and figured out the man was holding more than his fair share of my Benjamins so I'll be gettin' some of them back. Then mama thought I needed to take her for margaritas.

I need to get back in the truck to relax.

 

I just had a weird phone call. Some repair shop in Wyoming just called to tell me my truck will be done tomorrow. Um ok who is this? And who put you up to this? She said the driver gave her my name and number. I told her to be careful someone is trying to pull a fast one on you!! Do I own a truck I forgot about?? And how the hell does this driver have my name and number!!??

 

Shoot man, just go pick it up. It'll be like Christmas.... a surprise.

 

Guess we could run it past the board committee.... hell who am I kidding!! Your in lol

 

I see one of them every time I'm there....

 

im gonna have to piss off a vegan.




this is not steak and bacon