10 worst employees of 2008

Not me..can we get a 2nd Mod opinion???

 

Actually, it's AfterSHOCK. Just one "c" in "Shock"
But, you know, .......?
I've been considerin' doin' just that.
It's twue!
It's twue!

Bein' Shakey AfterShock over here
and
BlackSheepDawg over there ----
CAN be confusin', sometimes.
For me anyway.

 

yeah, have come across a Minority Ovine Canine before..at the 'other' place..and can see why you are corn-fused!

 

Ok back on topic here for a minute.... I think that I was the absolutely worst employee of the year for 2008. I was on time to all my pick ups and deliveries, been shot at in Philly, had several drivers jack knife in front of me and didn't wreck my truck or soil myself( getting the stains out of those fabric chairs is a pain I've heard)., tried to get along with my dm and actually gave the company two weeks to jerk me around and not pay me the week before christmas. Oh that why i shouldve been employee of the year my bad.... ok i left my job with no notice and under a load at their own yard three days ago in Dallas. For the record all the above was true and I found out that the great weekend dispatchers left the load on me and didn't reassign it so it was never delivered on Monday in Minnesota. HA ha ha ha ha

 

uuuuhhhhhh.....uuuuuhhhhhh......

 

Holy Be Jesus. That's incredible.

#8, Now why would anyone call the cops on a woman that's bartending in the buff?

 

Jealous wives,
I suspect.

 

It surely couldn't have been a guy. I believe that's a violation of Man Law #138 and an automatic revocation of one's Man Card.

 

Well then, they just have no business being in there! There should be a ban on all Jealous wives! Ban em for the Children!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I like that. I need to hand some of these out. Come to think about it, I could probably do a mass mailing.