You know you've been driving to long when.....

Oh this brings back memories! rotf

 

...you're lying in bed with momma and when she whispers "I ain't got no panties on" you reply with "Shut up, stupid!"

 

You almost fire your family out the windshield of your car because you stomped on the brake thinking it was the clutch (before, of course, again realizing that your car in an automatic)

 

When you don't miss being in the truck!

 

When you forget to stop!!!!!!!!! Keep on Truckin'

 

That's too funny Scarecrow! Something like that might get you sleepin on the sofa for the night -- or worse! Thanks for the chuckle!

 

You feel weird fueling your car without gloves.

 

how about when you are backing up your car and you turn the steering wheel the wrong way.....

 

When you and the better half are on a trip in the car and you wonder why they haven't gone to bed, so they can drive when it's their turn.
When you look for your log book when you come out of Wal-Marts.
When you panic and shut the pump off because it's gas and not diesel you smell
When after you decide gas is really OK to use you look for the satellite pump.
When you look at the drive thru and decide it's not big enough for your vehicle to go thru.
When you look for the wheel chocks when you park at the store.
And finally when you drive in the scales and wait for the green light.

 

When you push the gas pedal to up the rpms to downshift your car.....I did just that very thing 2 days ago. LOL!