I ran over a sign.

You couldn't talk it into a seatbelt ticket?

 

What was the ticket?

 

You just had to make him feel good.

 

This coming from.... ???

Quite common? Now how would da Cat know this?

 

Well I'm sure you'll get an 'atta-boy' for stepping up to the plate. I know from this point forward you will be more careful around turns. Lesson learned. 3 Our Fathers and two Hail Mary's ought to cover it At least your rear bud-rims were free of small children and old people with quad canes ? Right ???

 

Oops... oh no... didn't check for children and quad canes... Doh!
Hail Mary will take care of it....

 

No, you will not be fired.

Instead, you will be crucified at the main gate with a sign hanging over you detailing your crime against the mighty corporate overlords. And every day, a young woman will come out to you, peel another section of skin away, and lather the new wound with bleach. This will continue until you die.

How dare you cost the stockholders money! Bad rookie!

 

Being curious I'd like to know where, as in intersection names as well as city and state. Were you turning? Google is a great tool. We can zoom into the spot. While you know and we know you screwed up maybe the visual aid will lead to some edumacation given and received.

 

It was the famous and historic Welcome to Las Vegas sign. Now it’s gone.