Mama, he’s crazy (2018 edition)

Mama, they hired someone
Like I said would come along
He’s a sight so unlike any real driver I’ve known
I didn’t want to talk to him
Cause he’s the seat warmer kind
Now I’m convinced that he’s way too dense
And they must be out of their minds

Mama, he’s lazy, lazy as can be
And in a truck with an automatic is where he wants to be
I’ve never been so ashamed, he beats all I’ve ever seen
Mama, he’s lazy, he’s lazy as can be

And mama, they always said
Don’t wear flip flops on your feet
And maybe so, but he can’t reach his toes
Due to obesity
He thinks a pre trip means crank and go
I keep hoping it’s a dream
Well there are men, and clowns like him
Are more and more common it seems

Mama he’s lazy, lazy as can be
At the front of the line at the buffet
Is where he wants to be
I’ve never been so ashamed
It’s down right embarrassing
Mama, he’s lazy, he’s lazy as can be



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There is just so much subject matter, it would be 10 mins long if I brought it all up, LOL.

 

My mistake Tuck, I knew I was forgetting some folks.

 

It was from the 80s version by The Judds. You know it will be even more relevant in 20 years, Haha.