Why does loves sell midevil combat armor?

Fake picture! If this is a truckstop where is piss bottles tires and other truck stop landscape attributes?

 

I was stuck at Love's in Phoenix for a 34 hour reset a couple years ago. It never got below 110 degrees the entire time (even at night) and I was bored to death. I had almost $600 on my rewards card and was seriously considering using them to buy a quad-copter they had for sale on the shelf just to play around with for a day and a half I had to sit there. I decided to go online and check out the reviews of the model they were selling. It was the worst quality model on the market, and most people complained that it stopped working on the first or second use. Love's wanted about $50 over the suggested retail price for it. Needless to say I passes on it and have never bought a novelty item from Love's.

 

They sell because you buy now one buy it will go away

 

They sell these things for your protection when you're parked on the fuel island for your 30 minute break, and waddling out of the McDonald's with your fatty burgers and bucket of soda.

See, Love's knows their clients, and their habits. That's why I stop at Loves!

 

Maybe, loves knows something we don't.

 

OK, somebody NEEDS to wear this while piloting an eighteen wheeler down the highway. I want to get passed by a driver wearing one of these helmets! Bonus points for rolling over the scale at a chicken coop with one on their head...

 

Ski masks for crime are so old-school. It's time to get medieval like Duke Nukem.

 

Thought about buying a small helmet for my dog. One of those Roman broom ones.

 

Lol. That makes me think of a video from Matt & his Demolition Ranch YouTube channel I watched this weekend on a bulletproof mask.

 

Do they have middle age chamber pots?