Why is this tractor so long?

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  1. BrandonCDLdriver

    BrandonCDLdriver Road Train Member

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    Like one driver told me about trucks like that, "His truck is long because his dick isn't."
     
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  3. Buster Churry

    Buster Churry Light Load Member

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    It’s not the size of the wand...it’s the magic in it. (That’s what I try and tell myself anyways)
     
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  4. rulonwaholla

    rulonwaholla Light Load Member

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    so much haters and cry babys in this forum its call having pride in your ride!!! but let me guess the ones that are complaning are swifts drivers they have hard time turning with their short wheel base cant park for nothing.
     
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  5. shogun

    shogun Road Train Member

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    Its called having the guts and taking the risk to do what you love. Saving the money up and building the truck you want to drive. Some of you folks need to go to a truck show with these custom trucks and telll them their ##### are short since they customize vehicles.

    He can afford to do that since he's making 3.50 a mile. He'd probably gladly trade places with someone in a sweet cascadia making .40 something cents a mile governed at 65 taking their reset in BFE Kansas.
     
  6. Rubber duck kw

    Rubber duck kw Road Train Member

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    I would say that's the very reason you're happy in plastic dildo lookin, automatic transmission, no chicken light having piece of #### freightliner or vulvo.
     
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  7. 389driver

    389driver Medium Load Member

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    I always wondered why they call them chicken lights. Theres got to be a good story behind that
     
  8. 389driver

    389driver Medium Load Member

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    What did she say?
     
  9. wore out

    wore out Numbered Classic

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    Google it there is
     
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  10. shogun

    shogun Road Train Member

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    She never drove a truck. She said if she couldn't be a non pre-tripping, push button transmission, stare straight ahead while plastic parts are flapping, mouth breathing, multiple gps needing, ten minutes to hit a dock typical driver, then she wanted to ride in style.
     
  11. 06driver

    06driver Road Train Member

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    Not sure the trucks have dicks.

    Look as pointed out if it trips your trigger fine. To me it would be like gold plating a saw blade and then ripping lumber with it.

    These things are tools. I want efficient, maintained, and practical. No use for truck shows. It is filled with truckers.
     
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