Nudist trucking

I ain't got no panties on when I sleep.

 

Uh no that’s not cool. If you are new to trucking and your trainer is standing around nude brushing his teeth like everything is normal. Doing yoga stretches. “Hey it’s natural..”

 

And now, the rest of the naked story, .....

If I catch you, the headlines will read,.....
"Big truck truck driver severely beaten by an unidentified naked man who then left the scene and hasn't been seen naked since. When questioned by investigators, all wittnesses gave the same account of the incident, -- that being that through all of the commotion, none can recall the facial features of the naked man as their attention was diverted while their eyes were fixated on his other feature(s), which all witnesses described in detail. A sketch artist assisted the investigators by producing a sketch of what the naked suspect's other feature(s) look like with information provided and described by the wittnesses who couldn't recall facial features.

Investigators, however, don't believe there's any reason for other citizens to fear being beaten by the naked assailant
as it's most likely just a random, isolated incident, possibly a result of road-rage, or a culprit being caught while in the process of doin' someone wrong.

In which case, blind justice was served naked.
But blind justice can overlook the appearance of a naked individual, including their other feature(s).
So,......... lacking a signed, written complaint from the unidentified naked guy, this court lacks the authority to sentence the obvious perpetrator to be confined within a state, county or city penal institution, --- at this time.
Butt this court can, and does, find reason to attach a Parting of Ways Severance Fund Financial Stabilization and Maintenence Donation Incentive, plus kangaroo kourt kosts, and applicable gratuities for the free legal representation provided by the court at no charge.
Any questions or comments?

YeaH!
HeY, I gotta question, .... If a nudist gets impatient,
does anyone tell 'em to keep their shirt on?

Can y'all imagine that?
I did.

 

Since you quoted my post I will add to your story.

"Police have no clues as to the identify of the naked assailant citizens and law enforcement officials have nicknamed 3 inches of fury...."

 

I thought they were calling him "Tuna Can Charlie". I guess I was thinking of someone else.

 

I've been flashed by a lot of girls. One time when I was driving my rig on the road. This female truck driver was being inappropriate with her body while I was driving in the passenger side. First her shirt then went so far to the point she lifted her shirt up and her bra. I guess she was not while she was driving her truck. Then I just drive on and not looking at her. I guess trying to impress herself to me. But holy cow that was a big surprise to me. I get flashed a lot by girls don't know why. But driving a semi truck with no clothes on and being naked that is being disgusting with their body. So driving naked in a semi truck i hope it is illegal.

 

Same here when I'm asleep I strip myself naked on my bed in my rig. Don't worry, I have my curtains closed so I'm having my privacy. No public needs to see my naked body when I'm asleep.

 

Until your rig catches fire

 

More reasons than I can name why I am always partially clothed.