Landstar So Far

Discussion in 'Landstar' started by Dave_in_AZ, Aug 11, 2017.

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  1. Jul 19, 2018 #821
    tucker

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    Don’t judge. So what if Dave had a prick or two stuck in him last night. :) :)
     
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  3. Jul 19, 2018 #822
    thelushlarry

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    :lol::laughing-guffaw::laughing3::laughing5::laughing6::laughing-guffaw:
     
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  4. Jul 19, 2018 #823
    dngrous_dime

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    He said the knee area, not prickly pear....
     
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  5. Jul 19, 2018 #824
    Dave_in_AZ

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    Not sure what a prickly pear is. It wasn't a cholla. Those and it's cousin are the real mother ####ers. Somebody pulls those off of you with pliers.

    But I'm suing everyone.

    1) APS for defective street light.
    2) City for allowing the cactus to grow over the sidewalk.
    3) Uber for discrimination for having an app to big for my phone.
     
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  7. Jul 19, 2018 #825
    thelushlarry

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    Good luck hope you are awarded millions! You deserve it nobody should have to go thru that.
     
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  8. Jul 19, 2018 #826
    Dave_in_AZ

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    I understand that homosexuals think that everyone is homosexual. So no, we won't judge you.
     
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  9. Jul 20, 2018 #827
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    Another good reason for me not to move to the desert. Besides, I'd die in that kind of heat all the time.
    BTW, prickley pear jelly is delicious!
     
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  10. Jul 20, 2018 #828
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    Prickly pears grow all over Florida also.
    Tasty but a pain if you don't handle them properly
     
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  11. Jul 20, 2018 #829
    Dave_in_AZ

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    Well I'm basically permanently psychologically damaged from the cactus incident.

    I think I may have to leave Arizona and relocate someplace cactus free.

    Furthermore I will probably need new career training as everywhere I go, I see cactus, and I am afraid.

    It's 48 hours later and I'm still pulling cactus needles from my flesh.

    My skin is all swollen and blotchy where the mass attacks occured, and I'm probably going to be permanently disfigured.

    The cats are also afraid.
     
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  12. Jul 20, 2018 #830
    otterinthewater

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    Rub lasagna on the needles. The tomato sauce will help The healing.
     
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